‘I’m glad you’re not gonna be there bringing everyone down with your bland played-out “jaded-guy” pseudo-personality’
So many times I’ve felt like saying that to people I’ve tried to talk with.
To continue the quote:
‘Also, having spoken to you for fifteen seconds I’m fairly certain you’re no authority on what being alive looks like. You have the élan vital of a hollow broken statue slowly filling with drizzle.’
Sadly, Blake didn’t actually say that. But it would have been awesome if he had.