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Quote of the day: a farmer who’s good at math, talking about a farming equipment demonstration many years ago. The farmer said he asked the young company rep who had come out how often the disks on the 20-foot-wide seeding drill would need to be replaced.

The rep assured him “Sir, you should be able to seed several hundred thousand acres before you need to replace those disks.”

The farmer said he looked at the young rep and said “Jesus Christ, I can tell you don’t know a thing about farming! It’ll take significantly more than your lifetime to seed several hundred thousand acres with a 20-foot drill, by which time there won’t be anything left but maybe the tops of the drill boxes. That’s a hell of a long row!”

I don’t think the ground actually opened up and swallowed that poor company rep out of pity for his embarassment, but the rep probably wished it did.

(Out of curiosity, I did some calculations, and taking “several hundred *thousand* acres” to be 300,000 acres, and also using 43,560 sq ft / acre, a 20-foot wide drill, and 5.280 ft/mile, I came up with a row more than 123,000 miles long to seed “several hundred thousand acres” with a 20-foot drill.)

Somehow I doubt that company rep made that claim again.

“One typically exhibits class by doing small, gracious things beyond the minimum that is expected. Class, in another words, is a plus. It’s a very good thing to have, but its absence is not really a negative”

That’s probably one of the best descriptions of class that I’ve read. It’s from a post on PowerLine Blog, the link is http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2009/10/024772.php.

Recipe — Gingerbread

This is a modified version of the gingerbread recipe on the website for King Arthur Flour.

1-2/3 c all-purpose unbleached flour

2/3 c 1-minute quick oats

1/2 c toasted wheat germ

1/2 c chopped pecans

1/4 c demerara, turbinado or light brown sugar

1 tsp baking soda

1-1/2 tsp ground ginger

1 tsp cinnamon

1/4 tsp cloves

1/4 tsp nutmeg

1/2 c melted butter

3/4 c mild molasses

1/4 c water

1 large egg

1 c buttermilk

Mix together all dry ingredients – flour, oats, wheat germ, nuts, baking soda, and spices.

Mix together the melted butter and molasses. Pour this mixture into the dry ingredients and stir. Will be very thick at this point.

Mix together water, egg, and buttermilk. Add to flour and molasses mixture, mix until blended (may take a minute or two).

Pour into greased 9″x13″ pan. Bake about 30 minutes at 350 F, or until cake starts to pull away from edges of the pan.

Link – One of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while

Spoof Facebook updates for superheroes.

This is one of the funniest things I have read in ages. You don’t even have to be a hard-core comics fan to appreciate it, as I think most people are familiar enough with Spider-man, Batman and Superman to get the jokes. And I’m still busting up about Frank Castle griping how much he hates Mafia Wars and getting Grumpy Bear in the quiz. Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! :D

link –> http://www.comicsalliance.com/2009/10/05/super-social-networking-comic-book-character-facebook-status-u/

While traveling this last spring and summer, I found a couple of great restaurants in Oregon and Idaho.

Roosters (Pendleton, Oregon)
1515 Southgate Pl
Pendleton, OR 97801
(541) 966-1100
(address and phone number taken from their Yahoo! Local listing Oct 5 2009)

I was passing by Pendleton and found Roosters by following the instructions on their billboards on I-84. I’m very glad I did, as the food was excellent. I had the chicken caesar salad for an entree and the creme brulee for dessert and both were fantastic. The service was great too and prices were very reasonable.

Shady Nook (Salmon, Idaho)
501 Riverfront Drive
Salmon, Idaho 83467
(208) 756-4182
(address and phone number taken from their website, shady-nook.com, Oct 5 2009)

Shady Nook was recommended by my brother William as a great little place to eat dinner while passing through Salmon. They have both indoor and outdoor seating — the outdoor patio was very nice. I had walleye with mango salsa for the entree and key lime pie for dessert. The walleye was phenomenal, and the key lime pie was outstanding. It’s a little bit pricey, $15-$30 per entree depending on what you order, but the food was definitely worth it. They also had excellent iced tea, which is something a surprising number of restaurants can’t master. If you’re in Salmon, be sure to give it a try — but call for hours, as their hours do change seasonally.

“youth unemployment at 39pc in Spain, 31pc in Lithuania, 28pc in Latvia, 26pc in Ireland and Slovakia, 25pc in Italy and Hungary, 24pc in France.” — Well, at least the U.S. isn’t alone in our 26% youth unemployment rate. But the same comments I made in my previous post apply to Europe too. A lack of entry-level jobs for young people and/or a lack of young people willing to settle for entry-level as their first job (and I don’t know how much that is a problem in each country, but I’ll bet it’s a significant problem in at least some countries including ours) is not good. People with steady jobs and money in the bank tend to be a lot more settled than those with a lot of time on their hands and no job or savings to lose if they do get into trouble.

The result in Ireland shows that Europe’s usurpers have succeeded“, Ambrose Evans-Pritchard, Telegraph.co.uk, October 4 2009 (article accessed October 5, 2009)

Actually, Evans-Pritchard was talking more about how Irish voters had just voted to accept the Lisbon Treaty that will establish the European Union as a more centralized power.

And I would highly recommend the article for anyone interested in current European politics, or interested in what happens when you have too many bureaucrats who are too difficult to fire:

“[The EU] cannot run Europe’s fisheries, farms, aid projects, and budget with a minimum of competence. Yet it presses for more and is willing to sell its political soul to get its way. “The EU seems blind to a central insight of liberal democratic thought – that the means of reaching public decisions are just as important as the ends,” says Oxford professor Larry Siedentop.

The means were to ignore the verdict of the French and Dutch people when they voted no to the original text in 2005, with half Europe waiting do exactly the same had Brussels not called off the kill for the sake of decency.

Common sense called for a halt then. But no, they tried to slip it through by parliamentary majorities in the House of Commons, Holland’s Tweede Kamer, Denmark’s Folketing, and France’s Chambre, with the specific and sole of purpose of denying citizens the chance to express their will, confirming what we long suspected – that the EU’s authoritarian habits are spreading to our national legislatures. Dublin alone was left grapple with its voters, obliged to do so by its Supreme Court. And when they too said no last year, the political classes refused to accept the verdict yet again.

It is worth remembering how this Lisbon monster came to life. It was supposed to be the answer to the Danish and Swedish no votes to EMU, the Irish no to Nice, and anti-EU riots that set Gothenburg in flames.

Henceforth, there would be no more stitch-ups. The Laeken Declaration in 2001 acknowledged that the EU was seen by the peoples as “a threat to their identity”, that “deals are all too often cut out of their sight”, that there was no appetite for “a European superstate or European institutions inveigling their way into every nook and cranny of life.” It spoke of returning powers to the member states. A convention – modelled on Philadelphia – would draw up an EU constitution to restore “democratic legitimacy”.

What then happened? The EU insiders hijacked the process. Dissident utterings were silenced in the working groups. A praesidium under super-elitist Valéry Giscard d’Estaing employed Commission lawyers to draft the wording. The final text called for an EU president, foreign minister, justice department, a supreme court with jurisdiction over all areas of EU policy for the first time, and fresh powers to enter yet more nooks and crannies – in other words, the apparatus of an aspirant state. And this how it remains in Lisbon disguise.

“The convention failed: it was a self-selected group of the European political elite,” said Gisela Stuart, Britain’s member on the praesidium. The experience was enough to turn her into fervent opponent of Lisbon.” “

The reference to youth unemployment was Evans-Pritchard commenting that while the EU bureaucrats seek nits to pick about the minutiae of what council will oversee what regulations of which industries, larger problems like really high youth unemployment are ignored. A lot of his previous columns have talked about the difference in government (and even personal) finances between the more austere northern European nations and the “Club Med” nations of Spain, Portugal, Greece, and Italy and how those differences are causing a lot of imbalances when the European Central Bank (ECB) is trying to set interest rates and currency pegs for the while region.

“The September teen unemployment rate hit 25.9%” — There always needs to be bottom-rung entry-level jobs (and to be fair, people who aren’t too proud to do those jobs, a concept some teens and 20-somethings don’t always get). I’m not a fan of the push for 100% college-attendance rates for teens, since college graduates now average $20k+ of debt upon graduation and that also assumes everyone knows what they want to spend 4+ years studying when they’re 18. But I think it’s also stupid that there’s a lack of jobs out there for someone just entering the workforce who doesn’t have a college degree. A nasty problem all around.

“The Young and the Jobless”, Wall Street Journal editorial, October 3, 2009

The article itself places more emphasis on the effects of minimum wage on youth unemployment. And it’s quite eye-opening:

Yesterday’s September labor market report was lousy by any measure, with 263,000 lost jobs and the jobless rate climbing to 9.8%. But for one group of Americans it was especially awful: the least skilled, especially young workers. Washington will deny the reality, and the media won’t make the connection, but one reason for these job losses is the rising minimum wage.

Earlier this year, economist David Neumark of the University of California, Irvine, wrote on these pages that the 70-cent-an-hour increase in the minimum wage would cost some 300,000 jobs. Sure enough, the mandated increase to $7.25 took effect in July, and right on cue the August and September jobless numbers confirm the rapid disappearance of jobs for teenagers.

The September teen unemployment rate hit 25.9%, the highest rate since World War II and up from 23.8% in July. Some 330,000 teen jobs have vanished in two months. Hardest hit of all: black male teens, whose unemployment rate shot up to a catastrophic 50.4%. It was merely a terrible 39.2% in July.

The biggest explanation is of course the bad economy. But it’s precisely when the economy is down and businesses are slashing costs that raising the minimum wage is so destructive to job creation. Congress began raising the minimum wage from $5.15 an hour in July 2007, and there are now 691,000 fewer teens working.

. . .

Two years ago Mr. Neumark and William Wascher, a Federal Reserve economist, reviewed more than 100 academic studies on the impact of the minimum wage. They found “overwhelming” evidence that the least skilled and the young suffer a loss of employment when the minimum wage is increased.

Every time the minimum wage is raised, there’s a debate in the press and among the chattering classes and pundits about whether it’s a good or bad thing. Those who want to raise the minimum wage cite how difficult it is to live on whatever the current minimum wage is, and how people who work those jobs deserve better wages.

Yet, as one of my college economics professors pointed out, very few people stay at an one wage level for a long time. At any given time, there will be a certain number of people making minimum wage. And if you suddenly have a lot of people drop from above-minimum-wage to right-at-minimum-wage, that would be a cause for concern. But if you follow each person who is making minimum wage, you’ll find that a lot of them don’t make minimum wage their whole lives. Or as the article put it:

“According to new numbers from the Labor Department, in 2008 only 1.1% of Americans who work 40 hours a week or more even earned the minimum wage. In other words, 98.9% of 40-hour-a-week workers earn more than the minimum. The data also show that teenagers are five times more likely to earn the minimum wage than adults. Minimum wage jobs are nearly all first-time or part-time jobs, and an estimated two of every three minimum wage workers get a pay raise within a year on the job.”

And just to make everyone mad at me, I have to wonder about the following question: what percentage of these unemployed teens are sitting on their parents couch all day, whining about how they’d work if there was a job out there that was sufficiently “interesting” or “challenging”?

I know at least three teenagers (well, two teenagers and one former teenager who turned 20 just four months ago) who are hard workers and who are actively looking for work; while the work they are finding is spotty, they are looking. And I’ve worked with all three of them on various projects and can vouch that all three of them are hard workers.

But I also know people in their 30s and 40s who have said a lot of teens and 20-somethings have a very poor work ethic and general bad attitude about working and the obligations of work.

In any case,

“Study after study reveals that there are long-term career benefits to working as a teenager and that these benefits go well beyond the pay that these youths receive. A study by researchers at Stanford found that those who do not work as teenagers have lower long-term wages and employability even after 10 years.”

So those who are looking hard to find jobs now will find it pays off over time.

Argh!!! Only a synopsis is online (unless you subscribe). *sigh* The article discusses how depression is contagious. Simply put, depressed people are often self-centered, tend to overreact, and are overly anxious and pessimistic. Being around that will in turn drain you of energy and make you depressed. Supportive social contacts are the most effective way to counter that.

Secondhand Blues” by Michael Yapko and Hara Estroff Marano, from the September 2009 issue of Psychology Today.

I’m not going to quote from the article, but I will summarize a lot of the general ideas.

Depression is socially contagious, both from friends and family. Especially from family.

People who are depressed tend to make others around them depressed. This happens a couple of ways. First off, depressed people are very anxious and pessimistic. So whenever a new idea is suggested, the depressed person will often react by list all the things they think will likely go wrong. If a problem is encountered, it is immediately deemed insurmountable, or conquerable only with a vast amount of effort. Secondly, depression, social isolation, and overreaction make a self-destructive spiral for the depressed person. They are depressed, so they start thinking their friends don’t want to hear from them, people don’t like them, there’s no point in asking for help, etc. As the person withdraws from social life, they lose perspective and their world shrinks down. When a new problem or idea is suggested, the reaction is overly emotional and overly negative because the depressed person has been thinking about how hard their life is and how they can’t cope. This in turn intensifies the depression and they withdraw further from their friends and family, ad infinitum.

So, if you’re dealing with someone who’s depressed, it is extremely draining for you even if you are not depressed yourself. It will be an uphill battle getting the depressed person to consider possible solutions or alternative actions — they’ll argue there’s no point, nothing will work.

The depressed person will tend to emotionally overreact to new problems or any perceived criticism, which is wearing for people trying to talk to them. And yes, pointing out how life is not that bad and could be much worse and their reactions are a bit out of proportion will often be perceived as criticism. So the person trying to draw the depressed person out of their depression will get tired of dealing with the overblown emotions and stop trying. Which leads to further isolation, further narrowing of the worldview, further overreaction, further depression, etc.

In such cases, it’s understandable why even someone who wasn’t depressed would start to agree there was no point in trying, things are awful and all problems are insurmountable.

When it’s a child dealing with a depressed parent, the transmission of depression is very easy. The article spent quite a lot of time discussing this, and with good reason. Children are full of questions — a “why?” from a child is not just asking why something is happening, but how should the child deal with it right now with their actions, how should they feel about it emotionally, should they expect similar events in the future, and how does the event in question fit into the overall grand scheme of things. If a depressed parent responds by telling the child not to ask why, or that’s just the way things are and there’s nothing to be done about the world being a horrible place, the child eventually learns to stop asking “why?”. If every new idea and new endeavor of the child’s is met with criticisms and a litany of all the reasons it won’t work or will be a waste of time or might get the child hurt, the child eventually stops taking chances and becomes isolated.

Which, you might notice, describes a lot of very overprotective parents who fly into a tizzy whenever their child wants to walk across the street, ride their bike, go play with friends, or do any of the thousand things most kids do (and most survive unhurt).

The most effective counter for both depressed people and someone dealing with a depressed person is a network of good social contacts. People who are upbeat, outgoing, and put things in perspective so even though there are problems, let’s figure out a way to deal with the problems and move on. But this is counter to prevailing trends of people spending more and more time sedentary and alone in front of the computer or the television.

And, while the article did not say this, this is my own experience talking — keeping good social contacts takes a lot more work than most people are willing to do. Talking through differences, being willing to compromise. Not reacting to every little annoyance. Biting down on the first cries of offense and instead working through the emotions before deciding if the issue is important enough to bring up. Manners. Knowing how to carry on a conversation. Reciprocity. Making the effort to stay in touch and understanding it takes to two to keep in touch, not just one person deciding if and when they’ll respond to the others repeated overtures. Risking rejection. Trust and the attendant emotional vulnerability. All of these take work. They take forethought. And since everyone screws up on these from time to time, they also require humility, the willingness to sincerely apologize, and the grace to politely accept an apology while still allowing the other person to maintain their own dignity.  And I personally see a lot of people who would rather be isolated and depressed that expend the personal effort and self-discipline it takes to build and maintain a solid friendship or family relationship.

What does not fix depression, and both the article and I agree on this, is medication. It will numb depression, or hide it for a while. But unless the person also works on learning coping strategies and social skills, the depression will come back if the medication is stopped or if the person develops a tolerance for the medication — and it will be just as destructive to the person and contagious to others as it was before.

But medication is by far the most often recommended treatment for depression, and behavioral therapy is mentioned hardly at all.

The article presented some scary statistics about how depression has been increasing in the population during the last couple generations, and not just because it’s being diagnosed more but because it’s a social disease.

Finally, the article mentioned that while depression typically shows up in the 20s and 30s, it is usually preceded by anxiety problems when the person is still a child. If you are dealing with a child who seems to be overly anxious, it will do them a world of good to help them develop coping strategies now. Help them put things in perspective and think of solutions they can carry out themselves. Even if they have problems with anxiety their whole life, the coping strategies will help them deal with the anxiety and stop it from turning into depression.

I really wish the entire article was online (for people other than subscribers, I mean). If your local library carries a copy of Psychology Today and you have or have had problems with depression or are dealing with someone who is currently depressed, I would really recommend the article. I need to doublecheck, but I think one of the article authors has written a book about the same topic. If so, I will probably read the book sometime in the future.

New reviews are up — three submitted, two published, one still waiting as of this writing (Amazon.com looks over all reviews before publishing them, it can take as long as 48 hours for a review to be published).

C Good’s Reviews

Books reviewed:

  • The Tyranny of the Night, Book One of the Instrumentalities of the Night by Glen Cook
  • Lord of the Silent Kingdom, Book Two of the Instrumentalities of the Night by Glen Cook
  • Tea: Essence of the Leaf by Sara Slavin and Karl Petzke

The review for The Tyranny of the Night is the one that hasn’t been published yet. My guess is because I added a link in my review to Dungeon, Fire and Sword: The Knights Templar in the Crusades by John J. Robinson. The Instrumentalities of the Night series is set in a world largely based on the Europe and the Middle East during the centuries of the later Crusades and would be very difficult to follow without knowing a fair amount of history about that time. I recommended Dungeon, Fire and Sword as a good book to read about that because I’ve read it and liked it.

Depending on which page I look on, Tea: Essence of the Leaf was written by two people, or five. So I just listed the two that are mentioned on the book’s spine.

I agree with a lot of what Ms. Bernstein has to say in her article. And yes, I do realize I was guilty of many of these same faults a few months ago. Making more time to actually talk or write to friends is one of the reasons why I’m not on Facebook nearly as much as I used to be.

Published over a week ago, this article is still one of WSJ.com’s most popular articles. So I guess other people feel the same way too.

How Facebook Can Ruin Your Friendships (article did not require online subscription to read at time of posting)

Article by Elizabeth Bernstein, Wall Street Journal, August 25 2009.

Some good quotes:

Last year, when a friend of mine was hit by a car and went into a coma, his friends and family were able to easily and instantly share news of his medical progress—and send well wishes and support—thanks to a Web page his mom created for him.

But there’s a danger here, too. If we’re not careful, our online interactions can hurt our real-life relationships.

Like many people, I’m experiencing Facebook Fatigue. I’m tired of loved ones—you know who you are—who claim they are too busy to pick up the phone, or even write a decent email, yet spend hours on social-media sites, uploading photos of their children or parties, forwarding inane quizzes, posting quirky, sometimes nonsensical one-liners or tweeting their latest whereabouts. (“Anyone know a good restaurant in Berlin?”)

. . .

This brings us to our first dilemma: Amidst all this heightened chatter, we’re not saying much that’s interesting, folks. Rather, we’re breaking a cardinal rule of companionship: Thou Shalt Not Bore Thy Friends.

“It’s called narcissism,” says Matt Brown, a 36-year-old business-development manager for a chain of hair salons and spas in Seattle. He’s particularly annoyed by a friend who works at an auto dealership who tweets every time he sells a car, a married couple who bicker on Facebook’s public walls and another couple so “mooshy-gooshy” they sit in the same room of their house posting love messages to each other for all to see. “Why is your life so frickin’ important and entertaining that we need to know?” Mr. Brown says.

I’m including this anecdote because I thought it was pretty humorous:

Alex Gilbert, 27, who works for a nonprofit in Houston that teaches creative writing to kids, is still puzzling over an old friend—”a particularly masculine-type dude”—who plays in a heavy-metal band and heads a motorcycle club yet posts videos on Facebook of “uber cute” kittens. “It’s not fodder for your real-life conversation,” Mr. Gilbert says. “We’re not going to get together and talk about how cute kittens are.”

This article is over 3 months old and comes from A List Apart, an on-line magazine for web professionals. But I went back and re-read it yesterday and was again struck by how well it matched my own experiences with burnout, both in college and in my career.

So I’m posting it here in case others might find it interesting or useful too.

Burnout

Article by Scott Boms, from A List Apart, May 26 2009

It’s such a good article there really was no single quote I could pull from it that encompassed everything. But here’s part of the article, hopefully enough to help you decide if the rest is worth reading:

Burnout is a psychological response to “long-term exhaustion and diminished interest,” and may take months or years to bubble to the surface. First defined by American psychoanalyst Herbert J. Freudenberger in 1972, burnout is “a demon born of the society and times we live in and our ongoing struggle to invest our lives with meaning.” [1] He goes on to say that burnout “is not a condition that gets better by being ignored. Nor is it any kind of disgrace. On the contrary, it’s a problem born of good intentions.” Another description in New York Magazine calls burnout “a problem that’s both physical and existential, an untidy conglomeration of external symptoms and personal frustrations.”

Sounds like fun, doesn’t it?

During his research, Freudenberger and his associate, Gail North, developed a simple outline to describe how otherwise healthy individuals can burn out, the key being that people may experience several or all phases, though not necessarily in a specific order.

The identified phases, several of which I bet sound familiar, are:

  • A compulsion to prove oneself
  • Working harder
  • Neglecting one’s own needs
  • Displacement of conflict (the person does not realize the root cause of the distress)
  • Revision of values (friends, family, hobbies, etc., are dismissed)
  • Denial of emerging problems (cynicism, aggression, and frustration become apparent)
  • Withdrawal from social contexts, potential for alcohol or drug abuse
  • Behavioral changes become more visible to others
  • Inner emptiness
  • Depression
  • Burnout syndrome (including suicidal thoughts and complete mental and physical collapse) [2]

It’s important to note that burnout is not the same as depression, though there are shared characteristics that blur the distinction; burnout can be brought on by fits of depression or may lead to depression itself.

My last harvest entry was Thursday, August 20th, day 17. In between then and Monday, August 31st, day 28, we did . . . well, we actually did a lot.

But we didn’t do any harvesting.

During that whole time, we were waiting for the springwheat to finish drying out. We got some intermittent showers in there and some cool days in the 70s. Heck, we even got some days where it got down to the mid-40s at night.

And I can already hear the shrieks of outrage from people reading this who don’t live in the Northern Great Plains region — “WHAT MONTH IS THIS???” Yes, yes, that’s unusually cold for August for most of the continental United States. For those of us living at high elevation, low humidity, a looonnnggg ways from the equator, no large bodies of water for hundreds of miles in any direction, on the eastern downwind downslope of the Rocky Mountains and with a straight shot over prairie to the Arctic Circle in the north . . . . it’s not usual, but it’s definitely not unheard of.

And in case you’re wondering — no, wheat does not dry out very fast when it’s only 45 degrees at night.

The weather finally got cooperative, gave us some hot sunny days, and the springwheat got ripe. This has been an unusual year weatherwise anyway, we had so many intermittent rain and snow showers in the spring that a lot of people (including us) were a month late getting the springwheat planted. Which means it will be later getting ripe.

While we weren’t harvesting, we were all still keeping busy. Dad, William and Jim were running double shifts working the fallow fields with the duckfoot and rod weeder and applying anhydrous ammonia at the same time. To explain why we use anhydrous ammonia and why we didn’t use it for years and why we’re using it again now is enough for a whole separate post that I will get to one day. For right now, I’ll just say that anhydrous ammonia is one way you can get nitrogen into the soil and wheat needs nitrogen in the soil to grow well. As usual, I was support staff at the house, fixing and taking out lunches, etc. During this whole harvest season William’s friend Jerry has also been helping out here at the farm. While he hasn’t been driving tractor, Jerry did help move vehicles, work on vehicles and machinery, and when he had some spare time he’s been working on carpentry and welding projects for some of our trucks. So most days it’s been four for lunch and lunch is usually sandwiches, a couple cans of Diet Squirt (the lunchtime drink of choice around here, although I don’t drink it personally), chips, and maybe some fruit or vegetables of some kind.

We were finally able to start harvesting again on Monday, August 31st. As usual when you start cutting after some time off, it takes most of the morning to get everything in place (augur(s), tractor(s), grain truck(s), combine(s), support vehicle(s), etc.) so we really didn’t get going until mid-day Monday.

And then it showered Monday night.

Fortunately it wasn’t much of a shower, just barely enough to make the ground wet for a few minutes, so everything was dry enough to cut again by Tuesday afternoon. We cut all day Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday.

On Wednesday there was a field that hadn’t been completely finished, about 50 acres of it was still too wet to cut. So we tried that last little bit Friday evening after everything else was done, expecting that it would still be too wet to cut and we still wouldn’t be done. But — hallelujah!!! — that last spot had dried out by Friday. And we finished that up late Friday night.

Meals were usually only 5-7 people.

Menus were:

Monday -

  • Iced Tea & Lemonade
  • Bread&Butter sandwiches
  • Pork Roast
  • Italian Zucchini Pie
  • Dirty Red Mashed Potatoes
  • Broth Gravy
  • Oatmeal Cake

Tuesday -

  • Iced Tea & Lemonade
  • Flour Tortillas
  • Taco Meat (seasoned ground beef)
  • Chopped Lettuce
  • Grated Cheese
  • Sliced Black Olives
  • Chopped Green Pepper
  • Chopped Onion
  • Chopped Tomato
  • Salsa
  • Sour Cream
  • Blueberry Pie

Wednesday -

  • Iced Tea & Lemonade
  • Bread&Butter Sandwiches
  • Green Salad with dressing on the side
  • Pork Steak
  • Dirty Red Mashed Potatoes
  • White Gravy
  • Choice of dessert — Blueberry Pie or Butter  & Beer cake (recipe follows) — which is a nice way of saying I tried a new cake recipe and brought along the extra uneaten pie in case anyone didn’t like the cake

Thursday –

  • Iced Tea & Lemonade
  • Green Salad with dressing on the side
  • Fried Chicken (from Albertson’s, which has really good fried chicken)
  • Lightly cooked Sweet Corn we just got from a neighbor
  • Pickled Onions
  • Italian Zucchini Pie (yes, this was a leftover, but still well-received)
  • Jumbleberry Pie

Friday -

  • Sandwiches

Yes, I know that sounds like an awful way to end harvest. And I felt pretty bad, honestly. I had planned to make spaghetti sauce and noodles. But Jim and the others were insistent — only sandwiches and drinks and chips for dinner Friday. Because if they stopped to eat, they wouldn’t get done Friday night and everyone wanted to be done. So I acquiesced and made sandwiches.

So, now it’s Saturday and we’re done with harvest for the year!!! Yay!!!!

Butter & Beer cake

This is a modified version of the Butter – n – Beer cake that appears on page 235 of Great American Beer Cookbook by Candy Schermerhorn. Which by the way is an AWESOME cook book!!! I highly recommend it!

  • 1-1/3 cup unbleached flour
  • 2/3 cup 1-minute quick oatmeal
  • 1 cup raw / turbinado / demerara sugar
  • sprinkle of salt
  • 3 tsp baking powder
  • 1/2 tsp baking soda
  • 1/2 butter, room temperature or softer
  • 1 cup weissbier (I used Widmer’s Hefeweizen)
  • 1/2 cup canned condensed milk
  • 2 tsp vanilla extract
  • 3 large eggs

Mix dry ingredients together. Mix in butter until mixture in crumbly.

Whisk wet ingredients together. Pour 1/3 of wet mixture into dry ingredients, mix very thoroughly. Pour in the rest of the wet ingredients, mix thoroughly again.

Pour into a greased 8″x12″ or 9″x13″ pan. (Mixture will be very thin at this point, like very weak soup.) Bake at 350 F for 30 minutes or more. When done, the top should be a slightly golden-brown color, cake should be firm and a toothpick inserted in the middle should come out clean.

Makes a not-very-sweet but very tasty cake with a firm crumb, similar to a sponge cake but firmer.

Pickled Onions

One of my mom’s recipes, she said she took an old cucumber salad recipe and substituted onions instead. I don’t eat the stuff personally, but all the guys here absolutely love it.

  • 3/4 c white vinegar
  • 1 Tblsp salt
  • 2 Tblsp sugar
  • 1/4 tsp ground pepper, preferably white

Peel and slice 1-2 medium-sized yellow onions. Place into a container, mix all ingredients above and pour over onions. Make sure onions or covered by the liquid. Refrigerate for at least an hour before serving. Typically we used an old JIF peanut butter jar as it is about the right size to hold disks of sliced onion. We loosely pack the jar with sliced onion and pour in a double batch of the vinegar mixture afterwards.

Pie Crust

I don’t think I’ve posted this yet. This is my mom’s recipe which we’ve used for as long as I can remember. Turns out it’s quite different from most pie crust recipes, it has a lot more liquid and makes a dough that’s easier to roll out.

I don’t know if this makes a difference or not, but we pre-cook the fillings for all of our fruit and berry pies. One-quarter of the pie dough is rolled out on a floured work surface until large enough and placed in the bottom of a 10″ pie pan, the filling is poured in, another quarter of the pie dough is rolled out on a floured surface, the top and bottom crusts are trimmed and crimped together, some steam vents are cut in the top of the pie, and then it’s baked at 375 F or 400 F until the crust is light brown and firm and the filling is bubbling.

For cream pies, 1/4 of the pie dough is rolled out on a floured work surface until large enough and placed in the bottom of a 10″ pie pan. The dough is trimmed, the top crimped, and a fork is used to prick holes all over the sides and bottom of the crust. It’s baked at 400 F until golden brown and firm, then taken out and filled with whatever cream filling has been pre-cooked for the pie.

  • 3 cups unbleached all-purpose flour
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1 tsp sugar
  • 1-1/4 cups vegetable shortening (the 1-cup Crisco sticks are perfect for this)
  • 1 large egg, beaten
  • 1 tsp white vinegar
  • enough cold water to make 5/8 cup of liquid when combined with the egg and vinegar

Mix flour, salt and sugar. Mix in solid vegetable shortening until mixture is crumbly. Mix together all wet ingredients in a separate bowl, adding enough cold water to have 5/8 cup of liquid. Mix wet ingredients into dry until dough forms. Can be rolled out right away or refrigerated for use later.

If this story had appeared five months earlier, I’d have suspected it was an April Fool’s joke — but it seems to be on the level. Interesting reading. :)

Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women.

Summary from site: “Talking to an attractive woman really can make a man lose his mind, according to a new study.”

Article by Pat Hagan. Telegraph.co.uk, September 3 2009.

The research shows men who spend even a few minutes in the company of an attractive woman perform less well in tests designed to measure brain function than those who chat to someone they do not find attractive.
. . .
Psychologists at Radboud University in The Netherlands carried out the study after one of them was so struck on impressing an attractive woman he had never met before, that he could not remember his address when she asked him where he lived.

So, the last post ended on Friday with day 11.

Saturday and Sunday we didn’t do any cutting either. Everyone was getting very anxious — and crabby too.

Finally we were able to start late Monday morning. The rain had made a lot of the wheat lay down in the fields. But the combines seemed to do a good job picking it up. With six combines total — our one plus the custom cutters’ five — it was a busy time at the bins. The trucks were getting loaded in the field faster than they could be unloaded at the bins, so usually almost all the trucks were lined up waiting to be dumped, with maybe  one or two trucks out in the field getting filled up by the combines.

That made for a hectic day for the people helping unload the trucks. And it also made for a hectic day for the person keeping the log book of what bins held wheat from what fields and which bins to move to next and which truck was the end of a field and how full a bin was when a field ended.

With the full custom cutting crew and our guys, I probably fed 12-14 people Monday night. The menu was:

  • Iced Tea & Lemonade
  • Bread&Butter sandwiches
  • Green salad
  • Pork Noodles (recipe in separate post, to follow this one)
  • Some thickened broth from the pork roasts, for those who wanted something to put on the noodles beside Worcestershire or soy sauce
  • Banana Bread Cake for dessert (recipe follows)

And everyone ate a lot of pork noodles. Those two huge pork roasts I had cooked about five days before? 90% of those were still left Monday, so Mom and I cut them all up and put them in the pork noodles. It probably wound up being about 5 or 6 cups of cubed pork. And a quart of cooked onions and celery. And probably at least two quarts of cooked spaghetti. Stir all that up, and it was a lot of food.

Still, by the time Monday night was over there was maybe about three cups of pork noodles left. Mom said three or four times she couldn’t believe they at that much. But they did.

Two or three of the custom cutters asked what Worcestershire sauce was, saying they had never heard of it. Which is amazing to me. I mentioned that to Mom and Dad and they were also puzzled. Dad quipped “see, you didn’t have a deprived childhood after all” and I replied that while I had never considered my childhood to have been deprived, I hadn’t realized how worldly it was.

Tuesday was the last day of winterwheat. One of the custom cutters’ combines broke down that day, so the guys at the bins weren’t quite so swamped. Still, a busy day. And everyone was ready for a break.

Tuesday probably 14-16 people ate. The menu was:

  • Iced Tea & Lemonade
  • Bread&Butter sandwiches
  • Coleslaw
  • Sliced cucumbers
  • Applesauce
  • Baked ham
  • Scalloped potatoes
  • Oatmeal cake for dessert

By the time we were done Tuesday, the scalloped potatoes pan had been scraped clean and the ham — well, the ham bone and the few shreds of meat still clinging to it will make a good soup bone.

It’ll probably be about a week or so before the spring wheat is ready. We’ll cut that ourselves. So the crew spent some time working on their equipment, doing maintenance, blowing dust out of combines, etc. on Wednesday. And today has been quiet too. We’re fertilizing fields with anhydrous and working on our own equipment, but no harvesting for a while.

Today (Thursday, the 20th) is also my birthday, and it’s rare that we’re not harvesting on my birthday. So, happy birthday to me, and here’s hoping the springwheat harvest goes well.

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Banana Bread Cake

A very good, very simple cake that uses up over-ripe bananas in a really delicious way.

  • 1 c brown sugar
  • 1/2 cup softened butter
  • 2 eggs
  • 2 c flour
  • 2 c chopped nuts
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • 1/2 tsp salt (optional)
  • 1 tsp baking powder
  • 3-4 mashed ripe bananas, or approx. 1-3/4 cup mashed ripe bananas
  • 1 c chocolate chips (optional)

Cream together sugar and butter. Add the rest of ingredients in the order given. Stir well, pour into baking pan, can be 9″x9″, or 8″x12″, or 9″x13″, depending on how many pieces you want to cut it into. Bake at 350 F for 30-35 minutes or until a wooden toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean.

ARGH!!!! Meant to keep this a lot more updated, but got too busy and fell behind. So,  I’m condensing about six posts into one.

On Sunday, we tried cutting again in the afternoon and the wheat was dry enough we could cut. I’ve picked Sundays to be fried chicken (from Albertson’s) day. I thought we were going to have four or five for dinner, but in the end it was just my brother William and Dad. So we had fried chicken left over for lunches on Monday.

The menu Sunday was:

  • Iced Tea & Lemonade
  • Bread&Butter sandwiches
  • Mom’s Potato Salad
  • Fried Chicken
  • Peach Pie

By Monday we were going full steam. The wheat was now quite dry, around 11 or 12% moisture. So the custom cutters have two combines and three trucks here as well.

In case anyone asks — yes, we can get more combines. The crew we are using has at least five combines in the area that I know of; some crews that operate in this area are much bigger and have 20 combines. But if you get more than about three combines, they get fill up bins and get done with fields a little bit faster than we’re ready for, which is a bad thing. We try to keep notes about which fields went into which bins and keep samples of the grain from each bin; and it also takes time to move the augur, tractor, and associated gear from a bin that’s full to a new bin. So if the bins fill up faster than we’re ready for it creates a bottleneck. Worse is when the combines complete the fields faster than the farmer is ready for, because it’s easier than you think for one field of wheat to look like another field of wheat when you’re just looking at a map in an area you’re unfamiliar with and there’s no roads (or road signs) for a couple miles. Probably every farmer that’s used custom cutters has had at least one incident where the custom cutters got done with one field, thought they knew where to go next, and started cutting into a neighbor’s field. Usually the neighbors are pretty understanding since it doesn’t happen very often and it’s happened to them too, but it’s easier in the long run to have only as many machines and operators as the home farm crew can keep track of and direct. So that’s why we run only about two or three extra combines in addition to our one.

I know that some custom cutters want to use more combines than that so they can get done faster and move on to the next farm. One of the crews we used to use years ago would regularly show up with six to eight combines — and there was constant bottlenecks at our bins, everyone was run ragged, and there were a couple times when they got done with a field so fast they started cutting a wrong field next before anyone could get to them and show them where they were supposed to cut. Dad said he told one crew boss if the guy ever showed up again with six combines, that would be the last year he’d cut for Dad. The next year, that crew boss showed up with the usual six or seven. And that was the last year he cut for Dad.

Anyway, the menu Monday (for about 10 or 11 people) was:

  • Iced Tea & Lemonade
  • Bread&Butter Sandwiches
  • Pot Roast
  • Potato Salad
  • Brownies (recipe follows)

Tuesday was another good day. Not a lot to comment on, except one of the custom cutters combines has been having problems so even though there were two custom cutter combines here, we were only using one in addition to our own combine.

The menu Tuesday (still about 10 or 11 people eating) was:

  • Iced Tea & Lemonade
  • Green Salad
  • Bread & Butter Sandwiches
  • Pork Steak
  • Dirty Red Mashed Potatoes (a fancy name for red potatoes boiled and mashed with the skin still on)
  • Loganberry pie

The pie was interesting — I had ordered a bunch of frozen berries from a local grocery store last fall, intending to make more cobblers over the winter than I did. So I have bunches of different types of frozen berries to make pies with this harvest. I have never cooked with loganberries before and found them to be somewhat like not-quite-ripe rasberries. It took about twice as much sugar as normal (2 cups of brown sugar added to 6-7 lbs of berries, versus the usual 1 cup) but the results were popular. My sister said she liked the pie quite a bit, and the head of the custom cutting crew asked me why I wasn’t entering these pies in the fair.

Wednesday we moved to a field that we were worried about since the wheat was starting to lay down. It looked like it was laying down due to weight and not due to sawfly, so that was a good thing, but even so we figured we should risk it still being a bit wetter than we’d like so we could get it picked up before any more went down.

Turns out we didn’t have to worry! Because the wheat was very dry. Dad said the combine moisture sensor was saying 9% while the stand-alone tester at the bins was saying 7%. Which is about as dry as the wheat can get.

I noticed during the day that we seemed to be filling bins a bit faster than usual. Turns out the rest of the custom cutting crew got done at the other farm they were working at and all moved over here. So instead of our combine plus one or two others and two trucks, we had our combine plus four other and four trucks.

I didn’t find all this out until I took dinner out. Fortunately I always try to cook a bit extra, so there was enough to go around. Barely. :)

The menu Wednesday for about 12 or 13 people was:

  • Iced Tea & Lemonade
  • Flour Tortillas (I also brought along some corn tortillas but they didn’t get eaten)
  • Seasoned ground beef for tacos
  • Shredded cheese
  • Shredded lettuce
  • Chopped onions
  • Chopped green, orange & yellow peppers
  • Sour cream
  • Salsa
  • Sliced black olives
  • Canned green chilies
  • Pickled jalapenos
  • Frosted Carrot bars for dessert (recipe follows)

And yes, we take tacos seriously around here. Well, sort of seriously — I’ve been told that ground beef in tacos is definitely not authentic Mexican cuisine. But for Mex-American tacos, we take them pretty seriously and make sure to have all the various condiments. Although I did forget to take out any diced tomatoes (which I meant to) and I decided early on not to worry about bringing any guacomole.

Thursday we got rained out.

Which is in keeping with Murphy’s Law, because I got two blueberries pies baked Thursday morning and a couple of pork roasts cooked — and then it rained in the afternoon.

I’m writing this Friday and we’re still rained out. *sigh* They tried earlier today and it was 15% moisture, which is too high. And then it showered about an hour ago.

So I still have two cooked pork roasts sitting in the fridge (and taking up a lot more space than I’d like).

But I can report that the blueberry pies are not taking up very much space at all on the countertop, and are rapidly taking up less and less space as the day goes on. If you catch my meaning. :)

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Brownies

I think Mom said she got this recipe from my Dad’s cousin Belva. They are very good but very rich brownies — almost more like fudge with flour and eggs .

  • 2 squares unsweetened chocolate
  • 1/4 lb unsalted butter
  • 1 c brown sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 1/2 tsp vanilla extract]
  • 1 c chopped nuts
  • 1/4 c flour
  • 1/4 tsp salt

Melt chocolate and butter in a heavy saucepan or double boiler. Once melted, remove from heat and stir in sugar. Add eggs and vanilla extract and beat well. Stir in nuts, flour and salt. Spread in greased 8″ x 8″ pan. Bake at 325 F for 40-45 minutes.

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Frosted Carrot Bars

From my great-aunt Hazel. A very simple, but very tasty recipe that makes up a surprisingly large amount.

  • Cake
    • 12-13 ounces strained carrots (from the baby food section)
    • 1-1/2 c vegetable oil
    • 2 c brown sugar
    • 4 beaten eggs
    • 2-1/2 c unsifted flour (and no, I don’t know why this recipe specified unsifted flour)
    • 2 tsp cinnamon
    • 2 tsp baking soda
    • 1/2 tsp salt
    • 1/2 c chopped nuts
  • Frosting
    • 3 ounces cream cheese
    • 1/4 c softened unsalted butter
    • 1-3/4 c powdered sugar
    • 1/4 tsp vanilla extract

For the cake, stir together carrots, oil, sugar, and eggs. Stir in rest of cake ingredients. Pour batter into greased jelly roll pan, spread evenly. Bake at 350 F for 35 minutes or until wooden toothpick inserted in center comes out clean.

Cool cake completely before frosting. (Very important!)

Mix all frosting ingredients in a mixer until smooth and spread on cake.

Time to rest and relax and recharge. We got a 1/2 inch of rain yesterday morning, and it’s been relatively cool since then. So everything is still too wet to cut.

Of course, as my brother pointed out, that means when it warms up and dries out (probably by tomorrow or Monday) then all the winterwheat will be ready to cut. Fortunately, the custom cutters got here two evenings ago, they’ve got two combines for our farm and the assorted trucks and grain carts that go with that. So those, in addition to our combine and trucks, will make things go quite a bit faster once we start harvesting again.

I predict we’ll definitely be harvesting by Monday. I predict that because if we weren’t, I’d be able to go see Buckcherry in concert in Great Falls. And since that’s a show I’d like to see, that means we’ll probably be harvesting.

Harvest 2009, day 3

It was supposed to rain last night, but didn’t. As of this morning NOAA said we had an 80% chance of rain today and tonight and 70% chance tomorrow and tomorrow night. It was cloudy and a bit muggy today, so the wheat straw was still tough. But we cut almost all day and the custom cutters will probably start a couple more combines tomorrow.

NEVER MIND — Dad just said it’s raining outside right now. So we probably won’t be cutting tomorrow. :)

Fed 6 people this evening. Menu:

  • Iced Tea & Lemonade
  • Green Salad
  • Bread&Butter sandwiches
  • Pork steak (Dad picked up a lot of pork chops and pork steak on sale this spring, so we’ll probably be eating quite a bit of that)
  • Brown rice (found some brown basmati rice at one of the local grocers, it’s really good)
  • White gravy
  • Sauteed onions & mushrooms
  • Loganberry pie

Last night was the first time I tried cooking with loganberries — they’re very tart!!! But after I put in extra sugar, it seemed to taste okay, and everyone else said they really like the pie too.

Harvest 2009, day 2

Cut all day today, just our combine still. Custom cutters may show up tomorrow or the next day, assuming we don’t get rained out tonight. Cut the fields around the house. This combine was bought used a couple years ago, but is “new” for us. It’s also a Case IH, which is different for us since we used John Deere combines for years. But the new combine is working well, even with the tough straw.

We went with solid stem wheat this year, since it is supposed to be more resistant to sawfly. Hollow stem wheat usually yields better than solid stem (Dad said the plant research guys think that may be due to the genetics of the seed stock, and not because the solid stem is taking so much energy and nutrients to build it might be taking away nutrients and energy from the seed), but that doesn’t make a whole lot of difference if the whole field’s fallen down because of sawfly. Which has happened to a lot of our neighbors who went with hollow stem, even those who went with hollow stem varieties that are supposedly less attractive to sawflies.

Swathers are in short supply, and pick-up headers (which are used to pick up  swathed grain and feed into a combine) are supposed to be rare as hen’s teeth.That’s mostly due to sawfly problems.

Still just our crew, fed six-and-one-half people tonight (one half because my sister took some home for her husband too).

Menu:

  • Iced Tea & Lemonade
  • Green Salad
  • Bread&Butter sandwiches
  • Delicious Meatloaf (with odd ingredients) (doubled batch, see below for recipe)
  • Italian Zucchini Pie (doubled batch, see below for recipe)
  • Oatmeal Cake (see below for recipe)

Recipes, in case anyone is interested, and for my own future reference:

Delicious Meatloaf Recipe(with some odd ingredients)

Originally posted July 13, 2009

This recipe is a modified version of the “Meat Loaf with Brown Sugar – Ketchup Glaze” that appears on page 451 of The New Best Recipe from the Editors of Cook’s Illustrated, 2nd Edition, ISBN 978-0-936184-74-6 (Amazon.com link) — eagle-eyed observers will notice right away I’ve cut out the glaze. I’ve made other modifications too.

Preheat oven to 350 F. Take a cookie sheet with raised sides and line it with aluminum foil.

Ingredients:

  • cooked onions
    • 2 tsp vegetable oil
    • 1 medium onion, chopped, approx 1 cup
  • 3 medium garlic cloves (or more if you like garlic), minced or pressed through a garlic press
  • 2/3 cup quick-cooking 1-minute oats
  • 1/2 cup minced fresh parsley (can be either flat or curly)
  • 2 lbs ground beef
  • liquid ingredients and seasonings
    • 1/2 cup plain yogurt (or whole milk if you don’t have yogurt, but it tastes better with yogurt)
    • 2 large eggs
    • 1 tsp dried thyme
    • 1/2 tsp ground black pepper
    • 1/4 tsp hot pepper sauce
    • 1 Tblsp Dijon mustard
    • 1 Tblsp Worcestershire sauce
    • 1 tsp salt (optional)
  • 8 0z bacon (or more) — see notes below about bacon

Put the oil in a skillet and use it to saute the onions until soft, about five minutes. Set aside to cool. If you like, you can saute the garlic with the onions, or add the garlic raw in the next step.

Put the ground beef, oats, parsley, and garlic (if not sauted) in a medium or medium-large mixing bowl.

Put all ingredients listed under liquid ingredients and seasonings (yogurt/whole milk, eggs, thyme, pepper, hot pepper sauce, mustard, Worcestershire, and salt if used) in a small bowl and whisk together.

If the onions have cooled, add them to the bowl with the ground beef. Add in liquid ingredients mixture. Mix all together in bowl until the liquid has been absorbed and the mixture is starting to stick together, about 2-3 minutes if mixing with your hands (which is messy, but not as hard on my hands or as time-consuming as when I’ve tried using a fork to mix everything together).

Pour the meat loaf mixture out on the foil-lined cookie pan. Shape by hand into a loaf shape. There should be at least an inch of space between the loaf and the sides of the cookie sheet. If you have doubled or tripled the recipe it may be necessary to use more than one cookie sheet and cook it in two or more batches.

Place bacon strips across the top of the loaf.

BACON NOTE 1: This part of the recipe does not scale linearly with the rest. So if you double the recipe, you will not necessarily need to use 16 strips of bacon to cover the loaf just because a single recipe used 8 strips.

BACON NOTE 2: You can use uncooked bacon. But I personally prefer the precooked thin-sliced sandwich bacon you can now get in some stores, it’s not as greasy as uncooked bacon and I don’t have to worry about whether it’s fully cooked too when the meat loaf is done.

Put cookie sheet with bacon-covered loaf in oven. Cook until internal temperature reaches at least 160 F, about 1 hour. (Might be more in cases of double or triple recipes, depends on shape of loaf).

A fair amount of liquid will come out of the loaf while cooking, this is normal. When done cooking, this liquid and the foil lining for the cookie sheet can be thrown away.

Italian Zucchini Pie

One of Mom’s favorite recipes. A single batch can be made in a 10″ pie pan; a double batch fits well in a 9″x13″ pan.

Preheat oven to 375 F.

  • 4 c thinly sliced zucchini
  • 1 c chopped onion
  • 1/2 c butter (preferably unsalted)
  • 2 Tblsp parsley flakes, or 6 Tblsp (or more) chopped fresh parsley
  • 1 Tbslp garlic powder
  • 1 Tblsp dried basil
  • 1 Tblsp dried oregano
  • 2 tsp yellow mustard powder
  • 2 eggs, beaten
  • 2 c or 8 oz low-moisture mozzarella cheese, shredded
  • crust for 10″ pie or (1) 8 oz can crescent rolls

Melt butter in large pan. Once melted and bubbling, add zucchini and onions. Cook, stirring occasionally, for about 10 minutes or until vegetables are cooked and have lost some of their moisture.

Add parsley, garlic powder, basil, and oregano to vegetable mixture. Mix thoroughly and continue to cook for another few minutes. Turn off heat.

If you have not already done so, line an ungreased pan with the uncooked crust or the uncooked crescent roll dough, whichever you are using. Sprinkle with mustard powder.

Mix cheese and eggs together.

Mix cheese mixture with vegetable mixture. Pour into crust and place in oven. It is done when the middle looks set and knife inserted and withdrawn from the middle comes out clean. For a single batch this can take 20-30 minutes. For a double batch in a 9×13 pan, plan for 40 minutes or more.

Oatmeal Cake

Probably more properly called an oatmeal spice cake, but around here whenever someone refers to “oatmeal cake” this is the cake they are talking about.

I have made this cake numerous times for visiting friends, taking to potlucks, meals at home, etc. and I’ve never had a single complaint about the way it tasted. There were a couple times I knew people with nut allergies, but the solution to that is to replace the nuts in the topping with an equivalent amount of dried coconut.

Cake:

Heat oven to 350 F.

  • 1 c quick 1-minute oatmeal
  • 1-1/2 c boiling water
  • 1/4 c vegetable oil
  • 1 c brown sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 tsp cinnamon
  • 1/2 tsp nutmeg
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1-1/2 c flour
  • 1 tsp baking soda

Mix the oatmeal, boiling water, and oil together in a medium or medium-large bowl. Mix thoroughly, then let sit until warm or cool (but no longer hot).

Add brown sugar and eggs. Mix. Add nutmeg, cinnamon and vanilla. Mix.

Mix together flour and soda, then add to oatmeal mixture. Mix thoroughly, then pour into a greased 8×10, 9×9, or 9×13 pan. Bake for 30-35 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the middle comes out clean.

Take cake out of oven, but leave in the pan. Turn oven off. Put topping on cake while cake is still hot.

Topping:

  • 1-1/3 c chopped nuts
  • 1-1/3 c dried shredded sweetened coconut
  • 2/3 c brown sugar
  • 8 Tblsp or 1/2 c melted butter, unsalted
  • 1/2 c canned milk (if you are using a 5 oz can of canned milk, you can use the entire can for this recipe)
  • 1 tsp vanilla

Mix ingredients together in order given. Put on cake while cake is still warm from baking. Spread evenly over cake.

Broil with oven door open 2-5 minutes, until bubbling and brown. Time for this step will depend on a lot of different factors, such as how close the cake is to the broiler, how hot the cake and topping were to start with, etc., so this step has to be checked often and can’t be timed. WATCH THIS STEP VERY CAREFULLY, AS THE TOPPING CAN GO FROM BUBBLING-BUT-STILL-PALE TO BURNT IN LESS THAN A MINUTE.

Once topping is browned, remove cake from oven and let cool.

Harvest 2009, day 1

Started cutting today around 2 PM. Thought it would be a bit green, but it was 12% moisture, which is good and even a bit on the low side. So far, it’s just our combine, but the custom cutting crew we use showed up in the afternoon, said they had gotten rained out in Geraldine and would probably be heading our way soon.

Fed seven people tonight, just our crew and immediate family.

The menu:

  • Iced tea & Lemonade
  • Green Salad
  • Bread&Butter sandwiches
  • Pork chops
  • Mashed potatoes
  • White Gravy
  • Blueberry pie

My sister stayed home from work today and helped me get stuff ready — made a grocery run into town in the morning, helped make the salad and drinks, and helped pack up the various cooler and carriers from the root cellar. Thanks Kim! :)

By IRC, I am referring to Internet Relay Chat. If you follow that link to Wikipedia, you’ll see that IRC has had some important milestones during the years of its existence, such as being used to report on the 1991 coup attempt in the Soviet Union.

But IRC has always been notorious as being a massive (and largely useless) timesink.

There were a couple times I checked it out in college, and logged back out in a couple minutes each time. IRC is one massive chat room (although Wikipedia says there it is possible to create private channels) and if you don’t pay very close attention the entire time you’re on, you’ll lose the thread of the conversation.

But let’s be honest, a lot of the conversations there weren’t real conversations. It was one person making a statement and whole bunch of other people adding short little notes — sometimes witty, sometimes offensive, sometimes supportive — and other people posting replies to the first replies and the initial poster and repliers replying to the replies.

Which is a good way to describe Facebook, repliers replying to previous replies. And the occasional original post.

And in all fairness, you can post longer notes on Facebook. But you’ll have to hunt like heck in the user interface to figure out how to do it. And it is possible to post photo albums on Facebook too. But that’s also a pain in the neck and even less intuitive than it is on MySpace. You can send private messages via Facebook. But if I’m doing that, I’d rather use e-mail in the first place. (Or maybe even — shocking and archaic as this is — the phone!) There are some games on Facebook that are fun to play, such as Mafia Wars. And some that are boring as hell, like Farmtown. But if I’m sitting on my ass in front of the computer playing games, I’d rather be playing something like World of Warcraft.

And even more than MySpace, almost as much as IRC, Facebook makes it easy to interact less while convincing yourself you’re interacting more.

Here’s an example: there’s an author whose books I enjoy reading. I’ll call him M. M has both a Facebook account and a MySpace account. He used to post some very interesting (and occasionally very long) blogs on MySpace. Blogs on some really in-depth topics, like differences in how men and women think, how the media can manipulate how you view events, how to recognize and deal with violence, how to accurately depict violent altercations and violent people in fiction, and also how to accurately depict alpha males in fiction and the various arguments about whether alpha males even exist and how to spot them.

From these blogs, you could start to get an idea of who M is. What interests him, what upsets him, what he thinks is important and he wishes people would talk about more, and what he wishes people would quit talking about so much.

And in some cases, I left some pretty long replies to some of his blog posts, from which M could start to gather some of the same information about me.

So when I signed up for a seminar M was teaching and a mutual friend told M that I was signed up, M said yes he knew who I was and was happy to meet me in person since I replied to his blogs frequently.

Can you get any of this depth of information from one- or two-sentence posts and replies on Facebook? (Or three sentences if you’re wordy and a fast typer like me, but you’ll frequently run out of space on the Facebook posts and replies even within three sentences.)

No, you cannot.

You can convince yourself “I’m keeping in touch“.

But YOU’RE NOT.

Which is one of the things I’ve noticed about myself and other friends who were on Facebook — the more we were all replying and replying to replies, the less we were actually communicating. The less e-mails I saw from them, the less posts anywhere else like MySpace, and the more the Facebook posts were just — existential. For lack of a better term.

“It’s really hot.” “I saw a really good movie.” “We planted trees today.” “I’m bored.”

Yes, I am interested in what my friends are doing, how their lives are going, and what they’re doing on a day-to-day basis. But I also want to know them beyond the day-to-day minutiae. Why do they do what they do, what hobbies do they have and how are those going, how’s their job going and do they want to stay in that job or one day do something different — that’s what makes a friendship that can last.

It’s like a lot of my co-workers in my last job. To shorten and summarize a separate rant — friendship depends on more than just acknowledging someone exists once every week or two.

Which brings up another topic I find baffling about Facebook — people who send me a friend request but who don’t know me that well and haven’t talked to me in over ten years and who don’t ever reply to any post I put up, although they’re posting pretty frequently so I know they’re online. What was the point of that? (I will admit I have some friends on Facebook I don’t know hardly at all, some of use were trying to boost our mob counts in the game Mafia Wars and someone has to be on your friends list before you can add them to your mob.)

So were they just trying to boost their number of friends on their friends list?

I saw a really great article about Facebook users adding friends just to up their friends count — “Confessions of a Facebook Addict“, by Hugh Delehanty in the July 8th issue of AARP the Magazine. Here’s a quote from that article:

Barbara was unimpressed. “You know what you are?” she said the next day out by the pool when I excitedly told her the news. “You’re a Facebook slut. Why don’t you ever have a real conversation with a real person?

“Someone like me, for instance.”

In case you were wondering, the Barbara in that quote is Delehanty’s wife.

Which brings us back to the comparison with IRC — a way to avoid real conversations with real person.

And to clarify, these are all my own personal opinions. I think each person’s decisions are theirs to make. For those people who like Facebook, and who can make or sustain real and meaningful connections with other people via Facebook, that’s great. I’m just not one of them.

And I’ve seen some people who very effectively use Facebook to promote and keep people up to date on merchandise they sell or articles they write. Randy Cassingham, who sells Get Out of Hell Free cards and who also writes the This is True column, does an excellent job using Facebook to keep people up to date about his columns and merchandise. And he also does a good job providing ways and reasons for a Facebook user to follow a link to one of his regular non-Facebook sites.

If I ever start trying to build a web presence, such are regularly blogging, or trying to establish a company that sells items mainly via the web, I’ll probably follow Cassingham’s example.

But in my opinion, Facebook on a personal level is like being at a really crowded cocktail party, in a really small room, and the clothing’s all the same, so the only way to make yourself stand out is to talk a lot in short bursts — and hopefully you don’t mind that everyone in the room can hear everything you say.

Heck, at least with MySpace I can set the background and font you see when you look at my page.

I promised my friend Jennifier I’d post this . . . .  a long time ago.  Sorry I took so long.

For other readers — this is a really good recipe. Whenever I make it, it doesn’t stay around long. That includes the times I’ve tripled the recipe to 6 lbs of meat, and it still won’t last a week!

This recipe is a modified version of the “Meat Loaf with Brown Sugar – Ketchup Glaze” that appears on page 451 of The New Best Recipe from the Editors of Cook’s Illustrated, 2nd Edition, ISBN 978-0-936184-74-6 (Amazon.com link) — eagle-eyed observers will notice right away I’ve cut out the glaze. I’ve made other modifications too.

Preheat oven to 350 F. Take a cookie sheet with raised sides and line it with aluminum foil.

Ingredients:

  • cooked onions
    • 2 tsp vegetable oil
    • 1 medium onion, chopped, approx 1 cup
  • 3 medium garlic cloves (or more if you like garlic), minced or pressed through a garlic press
  • 2/3 cup quick-cooking 1-minute oats
  • 1/2 cup minced fresh parsley (can be either flat or curly)
  • 2 lbs ground beef
  • liquid ingredients and seasonings
    • 1/2 cup plain yogurt (or whole milk if you don’t have yogurt, but it tastes better with yogurt)
    • 2 large eggs
    • 1 tsp dried thyme
    • 1/2 tsp ground black pepper
    • 1/4 tsp hot pepper sauce
    • 1 Tblsp Dijon mustard
    • 1 Tblsp Worcestershire sauce
    • 1 tsp salt (optional)
  • 8 0z bacon (or more) — see notes below about bacon

Put the oil in a skillet and use it to saute the onions until soft, about five minutes. Set aside to cool. If you like, you can saute the garlic with the onions, or add the garlic raw in the next step.

Put the ground beef, oats, parsley, and garlic (if not sauted) in a medium or medium-large mixing bowl.

Put all ingredients listed under liquid ingredients and seasonings (yogurt/whole milk, eggs, thyme, pepper, hot pepper sauce, mustard, Worcestershire, and salt if used) in a small bowl and whisk together.

If the onions have cooled, add them to the bowl with the ground beef. Add in liquid ingredients mixture. Mix all together in bowl until the liquid has been absorbed and the mixture is starting to stick together, about 2-3 minutes if mixing with your hands (which is messy, but not as hard on my hands or as time-consuming as when I’ve tried using a fork to mix everything together).

Pour the meat loaf mixture out on the foil-lined cookie pan. Shape by hand into a loaf shape. There should be at least an inch of space between the loaf and the sides of the cookie sheet. If you have doubled or tripled the recipe it may be necessary to use more than one cookie sheet and cook it in two or more batches.

Place bacon strips across the top of the loaf.

BACON NOTE 1: This part of the recipe does not scale linearly with the rest. So if you double the recipe, you will not necessarily need to use 16 strips of bacon to cover the loaf just because a single recipe used 8 strips.

BACON NOTE 2: You can use uncooked bacon. But I personally prefer the precooked thin-sliced sandwich bacon you can now get in some stores, it’s not as greasy as uncooked bacon and I don’t have to worry about whether it’s fully cooked too when the meat loaf is done.

Put cookie sheet with bacon-covered loaf in oven. Cook until internal temperature reaches at least 160 F, about 1 hour. (Might be more in cases of double or triple recipes, depends on shape of loaf).

A fair amount of liquid will come out of the loaf while cooking, this is normal. When done cooking, this liquid and the foil lining for the cookie sheet can be thrown away.

There is an interesting story behind this recipe — I found it while looking for a meat loaf recipe that I thought no one else in the house would like. Leftover meatloaf is good to reheat and also good when sliced cold and put in a sandwich, but if I make anything that tastes too good then everyone eats it and  . . .  no leftovers.  So I found this recipe and thought “parsley??? YOGURT???? Surely no one else will even THINK of trying this!” And the first time I made it, it came out of the oven just as my father, brother, and our hired hands stopped by for lunch. There were already two roasted chickens sitting very prominently in the kitchen where they would be quite obvious, but my brother zeroed in on the meat loaf and said “what’s this??”. I explained it was a new recipe I had just tried, which I had never tried before, and I didn’t know if it would be any good — and within 2 minutes I had only about 1/10th of it left. The chickens got mostly ignored, I was left struggling between pride from everyone exclaiming how good the meat loaf was and irritation that they were supposed to not like it in the first place, and when I asked my brother or father later if they hadn’t noticed that it tasted a bit funny since it had PARSLEY AND YOGURT in it, they said nope, tasted great, they would never have guessed it had those ingredients in it, and was I going to make any more since this batch had disappeared so fast?

Cross-posted to MySpace and Facebook.

Hat tip to Ryan Sohmer over at Looking For Group for posting a link to this on his site.

I don’t regularly follow Neil Gaiman’s journal, but I might start after reading his post about Entitlement Issues. A reader wrote in to complain about George R.R. Martin’s blog & Twitter posts not containing any information about a new book the reader is awaiting, and asking Mr. Gaiman what he thought about Mr. Martin’s lack of discussion.

Mr. Gaiman had a very eloquent description of the work that goes into writing, and some of the trials and tribulations — including the intrusion of real life.

But the most poetic part of the whole piece was Mr. Gaiman telling the over-eager reader that authors are not the reader’s bitch. Not George R.R. Martin, not Neil Gaiman, not any author. Just because a reader has read and/or paid for a copy of a book in a series, there is no contract — neither implicit nor explicit — between the author and that reader that there will ever be another book in the series. And definitely no contract that any forthcoming books will be launched in a certain time frame or will be written to the liking of that reader in particular or all readers in general.

A truly awesome smackdown to read.

There’s sarcasm in that title, if you didn’t notice. MySpace and Facebook have decided to make life difficult, for reasons that I fail to comprehend.

——

MySpace first, since I’ve used that for longer — I’ve had a MySpace page for a couple years now. Don’t do a lot with it, honestly. But some of my friends use MySpace a lot and I upload photos to the photo album there so friends on MySpace can see some of my photos.

Used to be, I could open up a specific MySpace web page to upload photos, and I could use just about any address the web could access. My computer, a url from a different site, whatever.

So, I’d upload photos or images I wanted to use to either Flickr or Photobucket. Flickr I’d use for photos that I took myself, and/or photos from events I went to with friends or family where bunches of us took pictures. Photobucket I’d use for images from e-mail and the web, especially since Photobucket has this awesome and nifty little feature where I can forward an e-mail from my e-mail account to an e-mail address for my Photobucket account and Photobucket will automatically strip out the images and load them into my Photobucket album.

Once I decided to use a Flickr or Photobucket image on my MySpace page, I’d go to their handy-dandy uploader thingy, paste in the Flickr/Photobucket image address, and away we’d go.

But no more. At some point in the last six months or so (maybe longer, I haven’t uploaded images to MySpace in a while) MySpace decided I can only upload photos from the computer I’m on.

Which, if you just read all my explanation above, means that all that handy time-saving stuff about pasting in Flickr/Photobucket urls is now null and void.

What. The. Hell????

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I’ve just started using Facebook and am finding the same thing — I can only upload images from the computer I’m sitting at.

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Now, I can understand if there had been some nasty lawsuit about people uploading tons of images that weren’t theirs. But is that really what’s going on, or did MySpace and Facebook decide they wanted to monopolize people’s time? (I’ve read in other places that’s why MySpace starting letting people upload their videos to MySpace, they saw all the YouTube videos being posted on MySpace and decided they wanted a piece of the on-line video action.)

And on another side note, something that is REALLY irritating — I added a photo to my MySpace album, copied and pasted what was supposed to be the external link address, and then put that link (to a photo in my own MySpace album!!!) as the background for my MySpace page. Just to be very clear about what I did, on my own MySpace profile I pasted a link to an image that is in my own MySpace photo album. And . . . drum roll . . . the image did not show up on my profile.

But when I pasted in a link to a copy of the same image on my Photobucket account, it shows up as the background image for my MySpace profile with no problems.

CODERS AND WEBSITE ADMINISTRATORS OF THE WORLD: WOULD IT BOTHER YOU SO TERRIBLY MUCH TO QUIT MAKING MY LIFE MORE DIFFICULT????

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Cross-posted on my MySpace blog.

I haven’t been writing very much lately, and in looking for ways to rectify that I decided to do some writing on the ways people can drive themselves insane.

*ahem* or if you can say it in a more authoritative voice (or imagine it in more formal script), I propose to write  “discourses on the road to madness”.

All melodrama aside, I didn’t choose the terms ‘insane’ or ‘madness’ lightly. It really is possible for a reasonably sane and functional person to drive themselves insane by dwelling on certain thought patterns.

One of these madness-inducing thought patterns is second-guessing past decisions.

What is done is done. If you made a mistake in the past, then resolve to learn from that mistake and hopefully not repeat it. But do not start wondering “what if I had done x instead of y”.

Firstly, there is no human way you can know what would have happened if you had taken a different path at some juncture in your life. Maybe your life would have turned out better. Maybe it would have turned out worse.

Secondly, just as the choices available to you and the decisions you make are affected by what other people do, so too are other people’s choices and decisions (and lives) affected by the decisions you make. So not only can you not know how your life would have been different if you had chosen differently, you also can’t know how other people’s lives would have been different.

I’ll use my life as an example. After I graduated from high school, I went to a four year university and pursued a Bachelor of Science degree in electrical engineering. Partly it was because my father was an engineer and I wanted to be like him, and partly it was because I enjoyed the math that was part of the electrical engineering curricula.

But as it turned out, I don’t have a typical electrical engineer personality. I really don’t have the patience, ambition, or temperament to decide on a particular way to solve a problem and then get married to that solution so I have enough drive to stay with it and make it work. I’m far more interested in how systems work together, and how to make things so they can withstand the shocks real life throws at them. If I had life to do all over again, knowing then what I know now, I probably would have pursued a technician’s degree or gone to a two-year college to study the electrical trades.

However, in doing so I would have missed out on a lot of good friends, good times,  and really interesting life experiences I had by pursuing the electrical engineering degree and moving to the Portland, Oregon metro area to find work in that degree. Yes, I would probably have done some equally interesting things and met equally interesting people if I had pursued the technician or electrician paths, but there’s no way to know. And I don’t regret in any way many of the things I did (or tried to do) on the path of life that I did choose.

The inspiration for this piece was a dinner conversation I had with a friend recently. My friend has been working on getting a college degree for a few years now. There have been some bobbles along the way that have delayed her degree. During dinner she started blaming herself for not making different choices in the past, and I told her ‘don’t do that’. I think she’s done some amazing things with her life, things I don’t know I would have been able to achieve under the same circumstances. She looked at her life and saw all the things that could have been but weren’t, while I saw all the things that were which didn’t have to be and which (quite frankly) most people don’t succeed at or even try.

So, wherever you are in life and whatever you have (or haven’t) achieved, accept that for what it is and move forward. But do not start on what could have happened if you had done such-and-such instead.

That way lies madness.

I don’t always quote poems in my posts, but I like this poem by Robert Frost so I’m going to include it.

The Road Not Taken
Robert Frost

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

Online text © 1998-2009 Poetry X. All rights reserved.
From Mountain Interval | Henry Holt & Company, 1920

Robert Frost, “The Road Not Taken.” in Poetry X 16 Jun 2003, <http://poetry.poetryx.com/poems/271/> (07 May 2009).

Also cross-posted to my MySpace blog.

Adapted from the recipe for “Applesauce Oaties with White Chocolate Chips, Raisins and Walnuts” in A Baker’s Field Guide to Chocolate Chip Cookies by Dede Wilson.

Dough needs to rest at least 2 hours before baking, preferably overnight.

Bake at 325 F.

Oatmeal Applesauce Chocolate Chip Cookies

  • 2-1/2 cups old-fashioned rolled oatmeal (NOT instant or 1-minute oatmeal)
  • 1-1/2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 to 1-1/2 cups nuts, either pecans or walnuts or a mix, finely chopped and preferably toasted
  • 1 to 1-1/2 cups dark chocolate morsels; Ghirardelli bittersweet chocolate chips work well
  • 1-1/2 tsp ground cinmamon (can be true cinnamon or cassia cinnamon)
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • 1/4 tsp baking powder
  • 1 cup / 2 sticks unsalted butter, melted
  • 1/2 to 1 cup firmly packed dark brown sugar (depending on your tastes)
  • 1 cup unsweetened applesauce (preferably homemade but store-bought works fine too)
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1 large egg

Whisk oatmeal, flour, chocolate morsels/chips, nuts, cinnamon, baking soda, and baking powder together in a large bowl.

In another large bowl, whisk together melted butter and brown sugar. Add in applesauce, vanilla, and egg, blending well after each addition. (This mixture will be very thin at this point.)

Stir dry mixture into wet mixture until just blended. Cover with plastic wrap and chill dough at least 2 hours and preferably overnight.

Preheat oven to 325 F. Line 2 cookie sheets with parchment paper.

Drop chilled dough by generous rounded tablespoons on cookie sheets 2 inches apart or more. Flatten with floured fingers if you wante a flatter cookie, otherwise they will stay fairly rounded. Bake until edges and tops turn light brown, about 12 minutes. Cookies will also feel firmer when you press on it when it’s cooked, when dough is still raw cookie will easily give when top is pressed.

Cool completely on cookie racks.

This is a very moist cookie that will keep for 3-5 days at room temperature. However, it freezes very well and will easily thaw when taken out of the freezer.

This is one of my favorite cookies, both for the taste and texture, and also because it is like a really tasty energy bar if you pack it along for trips, sporting events, etc.

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